[I'm 12]
We know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "HEY! You're not 12!"
Top 10 replies:
- 10. Yes I am
- 9. 12 what?
- 8. 12 fps
- 7. Size 12 shoe
- 6. Dirty Dozen
- 5. That's Mister 12 to you, punk
- 4. 12 inches
- 3. 12 in base 25
- 2. 12 in dog years
And the number one response to "HEY! You're not 12!"
1. 12 ping
While we're here, yes, [I'm 12] has quite a few LPBs. We get harrassed about it
a lot. Now you're asking, "Hey! I'm a LPB! I HATE that! What should I say?"
Well, here are some suggestions from Lanfear[M]:
- 10. I ping 0 in Quake2 :(
- 9. My GL is only running at 800x600.
- 8. Yeah, but my rate is really high.
- 7. Dammit! It's usually alot lower than this!
- 6. Are you kidding? I'd love it if sentries couldn't lock onto me.
- 5. QW 2.21 broke my FAQ proxy, so I can't raise my ping anymore.
- 4. Your deaths are merciful. I have to see mine.
- 3. (good cop/mofom) You should come over sometime when we're having a LAN
party, I'm sure you'd kick my ass.
- 2. (bad cop/lan) I have rcon, now shut up already.
And the number one answer to being called an LPB
1. pushlatnecy -6
