Mofo Mujimbo is
[I'm 12]'s gay scoot. MOFOM·S· aka NYET enjoys getting his ass w00ped when he LPB snipes tEAtEW,
but also plays Soldier, Engineer and any character on the Border1 map. His
favorite spams are:
Flag very in danger, need defensive!
Outgoing enemy having flag. Not to let out!
I having flag, soon to go up enemy ramps!
[I'm 12]'s Bad Boy, and is usually found partying on the
enemy's sniper ledge or their 2nd floor, all thoughts of capping or
defense abandoned for the higher goal of yoinking enemy snipers. Perhaps
you've heard some of his favorite spams:
"Yoink is come for you, enemy snipe coward!", "You look like a stupid!", or
"The enemy is fight like little girl!" Yoink kicks ass like
gang member and can back up his trash talks.
Yoink enjoys playing Soldier, HWGuy, So Much Trick Spy, and Immigrant.
Nice Izod 'gator, GUIDO. Guido loves to play in
the ramp room and is the founding member of Guyzen, the HEBYWEPON guild.
btw, Guido is an excellent
and excels in
LILLAYZIE practicing to be so much trick spy.
Lil enjoys watching wrestling!!!
owns the house with any ping. Too bad he can't get chix like
The first 'K, and the original Dennis Rodman
woulda had u but tf2.5+ u cant fire when not on the ground ;p
still get mad in cs jsut not like that cuz I'm not being OPRESSED in cs like I was in tf ;)
god damn rabbit I've been chasing it for like 15
dudfe waht hte fuvkl gert the ufck off me
i laugh directly at you
its bound to t
rofdl seropis;y dude get off me
NO J00 STUPID FUXORSAQLIQER ITS HEYWOOD J00BLOWME
SO, WHAT YOUR SAYING IS THE ECCENTRICITY OF THE AFORENAMED SAQ IS BEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT, THE CORNACOPIA OF THE PLETHORA OF GENTALIA? DAYOM EYEM SMAERT!
GIVVE ME WAREZ OR I WILL COLLIDE YOUR AZZ
WOW WHRED J00 CUMM FOMR NUTSAQLIQ0R?
[Gibkeeg] bee is a pimp, only man I know who can make a bed out of two
kitchen chairs and actually sleep on it
Customer 09/12/2002 02:28 PM
please help me i go to store to buy full version sof but their is no cd
i am a sof lover i have original sof 2 but i want to play sof with
full violence can you help me i am not rich enough to buy by credit
Customer 04/22/2003 06:35 PM
yeah, but anyhow, um i have no agp stuffs in mah computer. plus do you
guys know how hard it is to update bios drivers on an hp. ghey man.
suppar ghey. plus they give you gimped bios and it is like "2
OPTIONZ FOR YOU K" so yeah.
Customer 03/17/2003 08:14 PM
Would like to get an email address for the president of activision. Why?
I recently saw one of the most discriminating commercials that
attacks individuals who happen to be Transgendered. I myself happen
to be transgendered and a good number of people who help create
games like your own ARE transgendered. I found your advertising
incredibly offensive and I would like you to review your policies
regarding the material that you would find acceptable within your ad
Despite his inclination towards manlove and former agorophobia and alcoholism. Brian appears to be a well adjusted young man even without his meds.
[clone] anal lickage is not my forte
[clone] ren rmeind me why we are going to school i forget [renard_] so
we dont have to ask if people want to supersize their order when we grow up
[clone]: no ive had one too many penithes inserted into me [clone]: and
if i ever do again, it will be of the same species
[clone]: bee that horse comment is getting old : everyone knows i
give head to farm animals for $$ its time for something new
We found Lutz on wulf's den cs server and assimilated him. He was cool to us unlike the ahole OBFs.
WaS AnGrY aNgRy AnGrY aT tHe WoRlD bUt ThEn He tUrNeD 11! aNd He WaS hApPy
That Jackrabbit, he's very happy baking up a storm with those yummy magical cookies which noone can
resist! Try 1 and you're hooked, he'll even deliver them to your respawn at no extra charge! Our
resident bunny enjoys playing soldier, and can never get seem to get enough of sq1.
Jack is also very
swoll: (adj) - strong; muscular; valiant; cool; great;
fantastic; awesome; elite.
[I'm 12] scores a major recruiting coup by signing
retired DM great MATCHSTICK. Although he is a TF newbie,
Match is already
kicking Major amounts of A, and enjoys playing Medic, Engineer,
and Immigrant. His death will be a great honor to your clan.
Soldier and Medic equally badly and loves to enforce border policies.
Given his sleeping habits, or
lack thereof, Fruts is even more of a vamp than either
Computer Simulation of Current Members in 10 years!
TEATEW'K is our phearsome
HPB sniper. Come to h0rk for a 3rd eye. t2 is more pimp
than anyone I know. Dammit Ed, who else brings two chix to their prom.
guess which two walked funny the next morning :) Ed has more womenz than I have
BUDO is a damn swoll for a 14 year old.
KAMBRIDGE is one
of the more p1mp members of Im12. I hope the lovely wife doesn't see this photo.
··DEMOGIRL: finally after so
long time we have a demo! DG is doing well on both offense
and defense, and loves to ban llamas on the gym. You'd better watching out!
DRAVEN is another pimpin' edition to our sniper
crew. His ping may be very low, but his rate is high!
LISTERINE - Fresh and
Minty, sometimes Bitchy!
Listerine a very good example of an ay pappy: (noun) - a fine honey;
a gorgeous girl.
YAGAMI owns, but holds
the record for being a recruit - close to 2 months! Grow up already! Yags is
slumming for his quickcam in his ghetto dorm at CMU.
PURPLERAGE: <3s purple!
SUPRMARIO: so many Italian,
so little pimp.
what can say about you? You can walk through walls. You are a concert pianist.
Children like you. National fashion magazines track your wardrobe. Beautiful
women follow in your footsteps. You speak 8 languages fluently and can converse
in 10 more.
You can drink an entire keg in 30 minutes and not urinate for hours.
YOINK gives you free
pRon. You can outsnipe Pimp3d on a 14.4 AOL connect.
Too much of a Boy Scout to gib anyone, right? Right?
Favor quote: ""Mean snipr will be pay for shot me!!!"
sniping it up on the Gym.
KNIGHTRUNNER sipping some of G's haus juice
is p!mpin' in this pict with the lovely GF. Shadow loves cookies, especially
while playing TF with his buddies.
KUDA says "Don't walk in front of my damn shotgun, turkey."
DOLEMITE is one mean muthafucka, and part of [I'm 12]'s well neigh impregnable defense. Dole believes all matches should be played with DOGS.
Check this mpeg of Dole playing.
I'm at a loss for words.
Yu-Chen joins the long list of p!mp Im12
members. Check the unresized photo for a
Honored Past Members
TETSUO is the
stereotypical 12 member: p1mp, funny, smart, loyal, kick ass TF'er.
Good luck with [T], our juarez and pron will always be there for you and
DRIZZT is MrNice's
cuz, and will be remembered for his dedication and 100% attendance. Good
luck in [T] Drizzt!
were two of 12's more reclusive members.
PHILODOX is the founder of all that is 12.
He enjoys playing Soldier, Sniper,
and Demoman. Be careful when you playing against
PHILODOX. His rockets
are so much powerful.
Philo will be back in January from Boot camp.
BruceLeeroy enjoys playing Soldier, Demoman, and Scout. Bruce's pipes are
so many amazement. You better watching out.
HOSER. I can't do a better
job describing Hoserama than Bleeder:
The fruit in buttfruit.
The nicest guy in the world.
Underwater axe master, Teamfortress player extrordinaire.
He's got the touch.
Galois was our suicidal medic. G is responsible for the p! mp music you hear on several pages on our site (including this one). Galois has left to concentrate on work. Can't argue wif that, G.
Galois playing with flairs not duplicates.
Jump on if you see either him or his many alias' on the Gym.
Always uses im12's favorite bind "Chill Baby - G is
on the case."
Jessica. The original 12 year old. Much imitate, no compare. Current owner
is one of the most annoying medics out there. Shit, he wiped his
every match. FF was I'm12's pRon king, donating 2.5GB in
a single xfer, and has 9(!!) more waiting!! come to #im!12 for the pRon.
FUCKFACE promised to outdrink
·SPAWN this new year's eve.
FE got there too late for the showdown, let the record show
I had my $5 on you FF. Best wishes in the future Alex.
T played offensive (and I do mean offensive) Medic. Currently our resident
CanalZone expert. More p1mp than humanly possible. Guess which two are pregnant.
[an error occurred while processing this directive] so hit times!
Last updated Wednesday, 30-Mar-2011 15:58:25 PDT